This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. Jion Homes has a C-plus face and an A-plus mind, two women in his campaign who cannot stand each other, and a website with a tab called MY DIRT where he published every sin he ever committed, A to Z, with dates. You cannot blackmail a man who went first.
So the people who run West Hyrtle, the judge who owns the bail bonds across from his own courthouse, the pastor on his third roof fund, the councilman who sends anonymous tips on his own letterhead, and Jion's own daddy, do the next best thing. They print a flyer. They spell disgrace wrong.
Behind Closed Doors is a laugh-out-loud, spit-your-coffee Southern comedy about a town full of saints on Sunday and scandals on Monday, and the one man who decided to just leave the door open. Underneath every joke runs something older and truer: a father and a son, a mother who carried the whole family light as a screen door, and the price of every secret a town agrees not to see.
They wanted him angry. They should have wanted him quiet.
