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Hottie for the Holidays

Lili Valente
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Duration
5h 12m
Year
2024
Language
English
Publisher
Self Taught Ninja

About

MILF ON THE SHELF Narrated by Lili and Jason Clarke
Single mom, Maggie, has given up on love. And dating. And hope that shell meet a man who isnt better left on the shelf.
That is, until her socialite nemesis swears Maggie couldnt get a date to the Christmas Ball if her life depended on it
Scrambling to find a plus one at the last minute, Maggie calls in a favor from her childhood friend, Penny.
The one who works for a male escort service


UP TO SNOW GOOD Narrated by Lili and Shane East
The only thing worse than a streaking Santa dashing naked through my Christmas tree farm?
Answer:Lawrence Beverly, the insufferable Brit who opened a competing farm down the lane, finding out about it.
I loathe Lawrence like cocktail sauce in my cocoa, and theres no way Im letting him use Mr. Jingle Balls against me.
Which he totally would. Any man who would kiss a girl on New Years Eve and pretend it didnt happen the next day cant be trusted.
Luckily, I have a foolproof plan to take care of my Santa problem.Or so I think, until it goes hideously awry and Lawrence sweeps in to save the day.
Now were making out in front of my fireplace and hes saying all the right things, but can I trust this man with my heart?


THE TWELVE DATES OF CHRISTMAS Narrated by Lili and C.J. Mission
Its the time of year for miracles
Once upon a time, Lula and Carter were inseparable. But when their romance faltered, the holiday lights went out in Lulas heart.
She gave up on love and embraced a hermits existence, keeping her distance from untamed cowboys. Until now

Related Subjects

  • Romantic Comedy
  • Romance
  • Adult Fiction
  • Contemporary

Artists

Lili ValenteAuthor
Lili ValenteReader
C. J. MissionReader

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