My Girlfriend Is a Zombie

When disaster struck, Ling Mo quickly realized that the zombies from doomsday movies were nothing like the terrifying reality he now faced.
In the chaos of the worlds collapse, survival was paramount, but Ling Mos life took a wild turn the moment he rescued his mutated girlfriend from an abandoned bus.
The reason for this madness was simple: his girlfriend had mutated.
"Wait, Shana, is that sickle in your hand... pointed at my pants?" Ling Mo exclaimed in disbelief.
"Senior sister, can you stop pouncing on me every time I get distracted?" he added, trying to regain some control.
And then there was the little girl. "Is it really okay for you to just hide behind me and laugh?"
Finally, in a moment of utter exasperation, he cried, "And all of you, stop trying to bite me... ahhh!