This is chapter one of a short set of tales from a time when I worked for a company called... well, never mind who I worked for. In this first "pilot" chapter I end up working a gruelling twenty hour day driving up and down the United Kingdom delivery cars to their new owners. This story is just a simple account of that particular day from my perspective: odd customers, cowboys in roadsters, frisky lorry drivers and smug train conductors. With this in mind please do not take this story as science fact, but rather, try and enjoy the silliness from which it was born.
