ITS HARD TO LIVE FOREVER WHEN THE WHOLE WORD WANTS YOU DEAD. Get ready for world-ending hilarity with the final FOUR novels of The Tome of Bill series over 50 hours of laugh-out-loud horror comedy. Gamer turned vampire Bill Ryder would rather still roll initiative with his friends than take this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors threatening the world dont particularly appreciate his attitude. Includes: GODDAMNED FREAKY MONSTERS (Book 5) Three months have passed since Bill Ryder disappeared. Now hes back. Too bad, civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. HALF A PRAYER (Book 6) An unstoppable terror from the dawn of time has awoken deep beneath the Earth and its headed Bills way. As the world crumbles around him, Bill must rise to the destiny hes been trying so hard to deny. THE WICKED DEAD (Book 7) Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a group of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. THE LAST COVEN (Book 8) A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy fulfilled. Its finally time for Bill to master his powers and figure out how to survive his date with destiny. Because if he cant get his act together, mankind will be forever plunged into everlasting darkness. ---------- Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then grab your copy today and prepare to die laughing with the epic conclusion to The Tome of Bill series! And once you're finished, don't forget to check out BILL OF THE DEAD - the hysterical continuation of the Tome of Bill series.
