Your teenager is speaking a language you helped pay for and cannot understand. This book fixes that.
Inside are sixty-seven words your kid is actually saying - in the group chat, in the hallway, in the passenger seat of a car you are still making payments on. For each one: • The plain meaning, in one sentence a grown-up can use • A real example, heard in the wild • Where it came from • A note on precisely what will happen if you try to say it yourself (nothing good) • From rizz to skibidi to delulu to the number that means absolutely nothing, it is a field manual for the modern parent - no lectures, no panic, funny but never cruel. The companion to the 67: Say Less app.
The ideal gift for confused parents, aunts, uncles, teachers, and anyone who has ever nodded along to a sentence they did not understand.