Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series.
If you've ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn't have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include:
UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters.
GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN'T SELL: Sorry About Your Face.
UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments.
UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon - well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8)
LINES YOU'D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: '"James, he's using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M's shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.' Dan Patterson is the creator and producer of Mock the Week, Whose Line is it Anyway? and Room 101. Now in its eighth year, Mock the Week is the biggest comedy show on BBC2, regularly drawing five million viewers every week and making stars of Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Brian, Andy Parsons, Hugh Dennis and Russell Howard.
