Mrs. Pennybutton

We're all born here on Earth; we grow up, do the things we're told to do, accomplish a few feats here and there, then make the transition back from where we came. Rarely, however, do we remember what we were taught before our birth. That's the very stuff Mrs. Pennybutton teaches in her class, the same information she shares with ALL of us before we're born, in order to make our lives easier and more fun. Everywhere you go, everyone you see, they've all attended Mrs. Pennybutton's class. (yes, you, too!) We've all been her students and received the same knowledge and guidance that any soul could ever require in order to fully-enjoy their time on Earth. But some of us (okay, most of us) have forgotten what she taught. The lessons Mrs. Pennybutton imparts are our last recollection in the great beyond before we're born into this life. Everyone who is, was, or ever shall be attends this lecture; it's a Divine requirement. In her class, we learn: By following Mrs. Pennybutton's simple lessons, we create a unique life-experience. When we live according to her Gifts of Guidance, everything works out for the best.