I can't stand my new, squeaky-clean hunk of a next-door neighbor. For valid reasons, by the way. That man did me so dirty. But when I'm stripping wallpaper in my new, dilapidated bedroom and discover a peephole giving me a perfect view of his bedroom, I find out my smoking hot, infuriating next-door neighbor isn't so squeaky clean, after all. In fact, he's shockingly filthy. Not to mention, drool-worthy and eye-popping.I'm glad I've discovered my neighbor's secret, though; because I've got a secret of my own. Now, I'm thinking we should team up to solve both our problems, and maybe even have some naughty fun along the way.
