This delightfully funny collection of essays includes recipes and household hints from the first twenty years of marriage for LA Bourgeois, Lesbian Housewyfe. Here you'll find:Stories of life and love with great advice like "have sex while your parents are in the house," "coming out to the grocery bagger isn't necessary," and "adopt an organic lifestyle to avoid mowing."Recipes including her famous "You Can't Make Me" Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie - Guaranteed to keep you off the softball team!Tips like how to groom your best friend's dog and keep the seasoning on your cast-iron skilletWhat have others said?"Insightful commentary on the modern lesbian lifestyle." - No one who ever read my work"I wish Erma Bombeck was alive and a lesbian so I could read her stuff instead." - My Father"Is that food? Can I have some?" - Mack the Dog
