(NOTE: THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT)Four short tales that will leave you scratching your head and asking, "What the hell?"There's no other way to say it, sometimes things just go bad and there's nothing you can do about it. If you're lucky, there will be a lesson to be learned of it. If you're unlucky, there'll be nothing left to save. Just try not to let the local creatures devour you while you're down there.These are the ends of the world. He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play "The Greatest Practical Joke Ever", by Shaytan Komp'ü'tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.
