Tracks
- 1
Christmas Commentary
2:23 - 2
The Christmas Story
2:14 - 3
Santy for a Day
1:36 - 4
Oh Holy Crap
0:13 - 5
Fat Holiday Relatives
1:28 - 6
Singing Christmas Tree
1:34 - 7
A Letter to Shania Twain
2:21 - 8
Oh Little Girl from Birmingham
0:19 - 9
Waiter Commentary
1:32 - 10
Donny the Retard
0:07 - 11
Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
1:38 - 12
The Most Wonderful Ass
0:16 - 13
Titty Bar Christmas
2:07 - 14
Easy-To-Assemble
1:50 - 15
The First Queer Santy Claus
0:15 - 16
Fruitcake Commentary
2:06 - 17
Santy Claus, Santy Claus
2:23 - 18
I Pissed My Pants
0:23 - 19
Christmas Weight Gain
1:33 - 20
Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
2:06 - 21
On the First Day of Christmas
0:06 - 22
Redneck Santa Claus
1:08 - 23
Hark, the Hairlip Angel
0:08 - 24
A Letter to Santy Claus
1:42 - 25
Sticks and Horse Turds
1:21 - 26
Call a Doctor
0:16 - 27
Gift-Giving
2:10 - 28
I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit by a Car
0:28
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